‘The Situation’ Cuffed at Tanning Salon

Sometimes you don’t quite make it to laundry. Mike Sorrentino, aka “The Situation,” was arrested Tuesday after brawling with his brother in, you guessed it, a tanning salon. Cops booked Sorrentino, the former Jersey Shore reality-TV star, after getting in a fistfight with his brother at their co-owned Boca Tanning Salon in Middletown, New Jersey. Sorrentino also sported a nice shiner under his eye. Apparently, last week the salon’s employees had called police because their paychecks had bounced. Shockingly, post-reality television stardom can be kind of harsh for some people.