Hopefully Elin Nordegren reads the New York Post. In an exclusive interview with the paper, Rachel Uchitel—the "other woman" whose alleged affair with Tiger Woods was the subject of a National Enquirer story last week—unequivocally denies having an affair with the golfer, saying "not a word of it is true." She contends that the Enquirer's main source had a personal vendetta against her, saying the girl who claims that Woods and Uchitel had an affair is a "train wreck" who "embarrassed" Uchitel on a trip to Europe by offering to sleep with someone for 3,000 Euros and then passing out "from too many Quaaludes." "I've only met [Woods] twice," says Uchitel, who professes that she met the golfer briefly in her capacity as a night-club hostess and party promoter, and that the two are "not friends." The final word? "I work in clubs and I am a businesswoman. I do not have sex with celebrities, and I have not had an affair with Tiger Woods."