MIND IN THE GUTTER

Trump Rants About New Weird Fixation: ‘SINKS, SHOWERS, TOILETS’

In a wild rant, Trump blamed Joe Biden for the decline of American bathroom appliances.

Donald Trump’s latest obsession is bathroom appliances—namely, “SINKS, SHOWERS, TOILETS, WASHING MACHINES, DISHWASHERS.” In a bizarre rant on Tuesday, the president declared that he was re-instituting the household water-flow standards of his previous administration. “I am hereby instructing Secretary Lee Zeldin to immediately go back to my Environmental Orders, which were terminated by Crooked Joe Biden, on Water Standards and Flow pertaining to SINKS, SHOWERS, TOILETS, WASHING MACHINES, DISHWASHERS, etc.‚” Trump wrote on Truth Social. As part of his environmental platform, Biden’s water-flow standards were meant to reduce the amount of water and energy used by these appliances and help people save on utilities. During his first term, Trump touted what his household water-flow policies would do for his own infamous mane of hair. “You go into a shower, and I have this beautiful head of hair,” he said at a rally in 2020. “I need a lot of water. You go into the shower, right? You turn on the water. Drip, drip, drip. I call the guy, something wrong with this? No, sir. It’s just the restrictor.” Trump suggested that people end up using more water and that it’s a “very unpleasant experience,” although research studies indicate otherwise.