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Trump Spox: Inauguration Largest Ever

White House press secretary Sean Spicer ripped the press in the briefing room on Saturday, accusing them of publishing “inaccurate numbers involving crowd size” because “this was the largest audience to ever witness the inauguration period both in person and around the globe.” The pronouncement by Spicer was immediately mocked, as early Saturday Nielsen released its numbers for inauguration which showed that 7 million fewer viewers watched the ceremony compared to President Obama’s first inauguration.