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Twilight Sweeps MTV Awards

Twilight left its competitors in bloody shreds last night, when it stalked away from the MTV Movie Awards with five trophies, including Best Movie. Zac Efron and Ashley Tisdale won honors for High School Musical 3, while Miley Cyrus won best song for "The Climb" from the Hannah Montana movie. The weirdest moment of the night, however, belonged to Sacha Baron Cohen, who flew in on a wire in white wings and a mostly bare butt as his flamboyant fashion-icon character Bruno. As the Washington Post put it, "He crashed into an overhead obstacle and was lowered head-first into the lap of Eminem, his bare hindquarters in the rapper's face." Eminem's entourage roughly pulled Baron Cohen off the rapper, who stormed out of the ceremony.