Good One!

Twitter Gives Mitt Romney Secret Service Nicknames

Mitt Romney will be assigned a Secret Service detail because of increased turnout at campaign events, setting the Twittersphere on fire.

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RT @RobGeorge: Super PACman #RomneySecretServiceCodeName
— Nick Confessore (@nickconfessore) February 1, 2012

Best so far! RT“@The_Johnny: @PaulBegala I got it! #RomneySecretServiceCodename: Pink Slip”
— Paul Begala (@PaulBegala) February 1, 2012

"Extra Starch" #RomneySecretServiceCodename
— Jake Tapper (@jaketapper) February 1, 2012

#RomneySecretServiceCodeName Leather Mittens
— BEXwithanX (@BEXwithanX) February 1, 2012

#RomneySecretServiceCodeName Private Sector
— Teddie Mamatas (@MsMamatas) February 1, 2012

Offshore Account#RomneySecretServiceCodeName
— Notorious Wojo (@NotoriousWojo) February 1, 2012

Latter Day Snooze#RomneySecretServiceCodeName
— Crutnacker (@Crutnacker) February 1, 2012

DADDY WARBUCKS #RomneySecretServiceCodeName
— Zack Siezmagraff (@ZackSiezmagraff) February 1, 2012

Bishop #RomneySecretServiceCodeName
— C Gauvin (@JeffersonObama) February 1, 2012

Silver Spoon #romneysecretservicecodename
— Geoffrey Garrett (@JabberG) February 1, 2012

"Capitol Gains" #RomneySecretServiceCodename
— Rose Marie Brown (@Rorympb) February 1, 2012

Cashbox McBainpants #RomneySecretServiceCodeName
— John Speer (@jrspeer) February 1, 2012

Willard Vanillard#RomneyCodeNames #RomneySecretServiceCodeName
— Christopher Cantwell (@voteforcantwell) February 1, 2012

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