Watch: The Lightsaber Supercut You Need
100% raw saber-waving action.

You’re excited to see the new Star Wars flick, right? Even sat through an evening of football to catch the new trailer, which you’ve since burned onto your retinas, and have bids going on five different sites for opening-day tickets. All right, maybe you’re just a casual viewer, someone who can appreciate the dynasty of it all, but also isn’t wearing vintage Yoda Underoos (don’t worry, we won’t tell). That’s OK, too.
Honestly, no matter which camp you’re in, even if you’re one of the sad, soulless folks with no appetite for the greatest space saga of all time and who isn’t sure what all this hoopla is about, you’ll be able to appreciate this blistering supercut of laser-sword-waving future ninja awesomeness. Seriously. Culled from all the available Star Wars chapters, this opus by editor Dominick Nero is the giddy light-saber daydream you’ve been envisioning since you first spaced out in math class all those years ago.
You’re welcome.
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