Which Emanuel Are You?

Can you tell one Emanuel brother from his siblings? In the post-election news tundra, tidbits about Rahm (Rahmbo, new Obama chief of staff), Ari (big Hollywood agent, inspiration for Entourage character), and Zeke (doctor, health care policy expert) have sustained us. Now comes Wonkette’s new “Advanced Emanuel Brothers Personality Test From Hell” to help readers find which Emanuel they most resemble. Sample question: “It’s time to attend a small elite in-the-middle-of-nowhere four-year liberal arts college. You choose: A. Amherst; in western Massachusetts, the only person around to give an inferiority crisis to is yourself; B. Sarah Lawrence; grades are for the weak and the academically inclined; or C. Macalester; it’s neither Sarah Lawrence nor Amherst.”