Bet no one saw this “top secret” cable coming: A new WikiLeaks cable includes a classified State Department report claiming that the late Anna Nicole Smith caused a ruckus in The Bahamas’ political sphere. "Not since Category 4 Hurricane Betsy made landfall in 1965 has one woman done as much damage in Nassau," the cable reads. Smith was granted almost immediate residency, causing suspicion among the press in 2006. Allegedly, Smith bribed the country’s immigration minister with $10,000 to speed up her paperwork. This led the press to paint the minister as a "puppet of the privileged rather than defender of the common people of The Bahamas."