CRASH AND BURN

Woods Loses First Sponsorship

Global consulting firm Accenture Ltd. announced they will no longer be sponsoring Tiger Woods, saying he is not "the right representative" for their firm. The company becomes the first to fully cut off ties with Woods, though Gillette said Saturday it won't air ads featuring Woods for an unspecified amount of time. (Gillette's slogan is, unfortunately, "the best a man can get.") Nike Inc. said Friday that Woods has their "full support," and that they look forward to his return to golf. "Tiger has been part of Nike for more than a decade. He is the best golfer in the world and one of the greatest athletes of his era," a spokesman said.