TRUE LOVE
Stephen Colbert Shares Trump’s Self-Obsessed Valentine’s Message to Melania
In the video Valentine’s card, Trump keeps getting distracted by his love for himself.
Stephen Colbert’s Late Show is on hiatus this week, but in honor of Valentine’s Day, the show decided to share with the world a very special message of love from President Donald Trump to the first lady.
Using cleverly edited audio of the president, Colbert’s video card zeroes in on the apparent problems in the first couple’s marriage. “Melania, I just wanted to say, from the bottom of my heart, which, by the way is so strong,” Trump says. “Good stamina, unlike Hillary. That’s why she lost the election. Remember that?”
Throughout the video, Trump tries to profess his love for his wife, but keeps getting distracted by the memory of his electoral victory. “You are so beautiful,” he tells Melania. “Just like that beautiful scene on November 8th. Remember that beautiful, beautiful day?”
Among the other things for which Trump has professed his love over the past few years are women, South Carolina, Pennsylvania and accused sexual predator “Big Ben” Roethlisberger. Meanwhile, those who Trump says love him include Tom Brady, “the bikers,” “the Asians,” “the Hispanics” and “the African-Americans.”
“But baby, I’ll tell you what,” Trump concludes, “I love, I love… Utah!”