Alien
In “MELF”—the trippy show-within-a-show from “SNL” writer Julio Torres’ new series “Fantasmas”—Paul Dano leaves his wife and children for a pink alien.
People were screaming, crying, and throwing up at the allegedly ludicrous plot twist in Colin Farrell’s series. We loved it. We may be on a lonely limb here, but hear us out.
But a new Pentagon report was unequivocal: The U.S. government has “not found even one case” of off-world technology.
Officials said the dolls had an intended recipient in Mexico before they were confiscated by customs agents.
The search for aliens is getting a major boost from our robot overlords.
“We want to shift the conversation about UAPs from sensationalism to science.”
If we don’t, we run the risk of upsetting some potentially powerful aliens.