TOUCHYTrump’s DHS Boss Shouting Match Meltdown RevealedICE Barbie’s replacement tried to thwart press coverage of the incident.Reagin von Lehe
HOLY MOLYPentagon Pete Headlines Bonkers Event Rededicating AmericaChurch and State? Never heard of her.Laura Esposito
OH JESUSTrump Records Crackpot Voice of God From Real Old TestamentThe president has recited scripture calling for repentance just days after sparking outrage with an image of himself as Jesus. Annabella Rosciglione
ELEGANT SOLUTIONTrump, 79, Tries to Explain Why He Can’t Pronounce AbrahamIsraeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu dared to set the record straight—and add to the confusion.Laura Esposito
BILL OF WRONGSTrump Bibles in Schools Omit Key Constitutional AmendmentsOklahoma teachers notice that ‘God Bless the USA’ Bibles omit 17 amendments.Wiktoria Gucia
LET US PAYTrump Wants to Make America Pray Again By Buying His BiblesThe president vowed to restore the nation’s religious identity.Farrah Tomazin
SAY WHAT!Trump Downplays Domestic Violence During Wild Crime RantThe comments sparked a furious online response.Farrah Tomazin
I WANT TO BELIEVEWhy CIA Claimed Its Psychics Found the Ark of the CovenantThe mythical—or not?—relic is trending after declassified files from the intelligence agency resurfaced.Liam Archacki
THE BIBLE SAYS ...Texas Bill Requires Ten Commandments Be Displayed in SchoolsUnder Senate Bill 10, students must be able to read the religious directives from anywhere in the classroom.Nandika Chatterjee
REVELATIONTrump’s ‘God Bless the USA’ Bibles Were Made in ChinaThe potentially blasphemous books could fetch around $7 million in sales.Dan Ladden-Hall
THE GOOD BOOKLooks Like Oklahoma Will Soon Be Stocking Up on Trump BiblesRead ye, from the gospel according to Donald.Will Neal