Subway

The suspect allegedly whipped out a gun because there was too much mayonnaise on his sandwich.

Andrew Abdullah, who’s been wanted in a deadly and unprovoked shooting on a Manhattan subway train, walked into a police precinct on Tuesday afternoon.

Lawyers for Frank James asked for a psychiatric evaluation to be undertaken, and requested that he get his meds for leg cramps.

Rather than be stalled on the tracks for the foreseeable future.

Katie McLaughlin sued the sandwich chain on Monday, alleging the company hid Fogle’s interest in children from the police and hoped her marriage would keep him ‘grounded.’

With a jail beatdown and a new lawsuit from an underage victim seeking damages from the disgraced spokesman and his pervy best friend.

Slapped with 15 years for child-porn charges, the former sandwich spokesman cried over his addiction to ‘alcohol, pornography, and prostitutes.’