Subway

Pam Bondi looking at Lady Justice holding a Subway sandwich

IN THE TURKEY CLUB

Bondi and Pirro Humiliated by D.C. Hoagie Hurler Jury

The DOJ wasted months trying to get Sean Dunn convicted of assault.

Adam Downer

UNITED STATES - JUNE 4: Rep. Brandon Gill, R-Texas, leaves a meeting of the House Republican Conference in the U.S. Capitol on Wednesday, June 4, 2025.

JOKE’S ON YOU

Freshman Republican Congressman Falls for Subway Comedy Skit

The Texas congressman shared a comedy skit to justify ‘locking up criminals.’

Wiktoria Gucia

Subway Sandwich Hero arrested in DC

FOOTLONG FREEDOM

Citizens Refuse to Indict Subway Slinger in Blow to Trump

A federal grand jury has become the site of resistance to Trump and “Judge” Jeanine.

Jack Silvers

Subway Sandwich Hero arrested in DC

Hoagie Hurling Bro Outed as DOJ Staffer

The foot-long flinger was arrested and charged as President Donald Trump cracks down on crime in Washington D.C.

Leigh Kimmins

Donald Trump

GOP Bill Seeks to Rename D.C.’s Metro the ‘Trump Train’

It’s latest entry in an unofficial GOP contest to outdo each other in fealty to the president.

Erkki Forster

Video of woman on fire in NYC subway and the perp walk of Sebastian Zapeta

Police Identify Woman Burned to Death on New York Subway

Police took a week to identify the woman allegedly set on fire by an illegal immigrant in a horror seized on by Republicans.

Amethyst Martinez