Federal Emergency Management Agency

Kristi Noem, Corey Lewandowski photo illustration, illo

ICE Barbie Aide’s Bizarre Explanation for Deleting Texts

Joseph Guy’s lawyers say a Signal reinstall “inadvertently” erased nearly 30 group chats involving Kristi Noem.

Tom Latchem

Kristi Noem, Corey Lewandowski photo illustration, illo

ICE Barbie and Rumored Lover’s Top Aide Wiped Secret Texts

PunchUp reports Joseph Guy deleted nearly 30 group chats believed to include Kristi Noem and Corey Lewandowski on his last day in government.

Tom Latchem

Office of Response and Recovery Director Gregg Phillips took the position after having no official disaster-relief experience.

Trump Goon Who Claims He Teleported Vanishes From FEMA

“Teleporting is no fun,” Gregg Phillips said before being appointed to his disaster response role.

Wiktoria Gucia

Gregg Phillips

BEST AND BRIGHTEST

FEMA Disaster Chief Doubles Down on Nuts Teleportation Claim

“Haters gonna hate,” FEMA’s election conspiracy theorist Gregg Phillips said.

Isabel van Brugen

Karen Evans and Donald Trump.

A REAL-LIFE KAREN

Insiders Rip ICE Barbie’s ‘Terminator Karen’ Getting Top Job

Karen Evans is reportedly set to run FEMA, as critics say Noem’s clampdown is choking disaster aid.

Tom Latchem

Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem speaks to employees at the Department of Homeland Security, Tuesday, Jan. 28, 2025, in Washington.

EVERY CENT COUNTS

ICE Barbie Goons Forced to Work Around Her Spending Decree

A government watchdog flagged a sudden spike in DHS contracts priced within a dollar of Kristi Noem’s new $100,000 approval threshold.

Tom Latchem