HAITI SEE IT CNN Host Intervenes as Heated On-Air Clash Boils OverAs crosstalk erupted, the host was forced to break things up.Harry Thompson
ICE BARBIE TO ICE BABYICE Barbie’s Successor Grabs ‘Pacifier’ as MAGA Turns on HimMarkwayne Mullin clutched his favorite pink squishy ball as the right tore into him over a Supreme Court win they think he’s botching.Tom Latchem
PERMANENTLY OUTRAGEDMAGA Melts Down at ICE Barbie’s Successor After TV GrillingMarkwayne Mullin was forced to respond to a spiraling backlash following the DHS chief’s appearance on CNN.Tom Latchem
NEW LOOKICE Barbie Now Cosplaying as Haiti GangbusterKristi Noem says she’s taking on gangs that have displaced millions of people.Wiktoria Gucia
FIRST OF MANY?Republicans Break Ranks in Humiliating Snub to TrumpFloor vote forced on Haitian protections in the first GOP revolt against immigration policy.Tom Latchem
NOT SO FASTJudge Blocks Deportation Move ICE Barbie Just AnnouncedKristi Noem sought to end Haiti’s Temporary Protected Status several months before the original deadline.Ewan Palmer
CRUELTY’S THE POINTTrump Ends Legal Protection For ‘S**thole Country’ MigrantsThe administration ended protections for Haitians just days after it warned U.S. citizens that Haiti is not safe to visit.Josh Fiallo
HORRIFYINGGangster Orders Massacre of ‘Witches’ After His Kid Gets IllMonel “Mikano” Felix blamed “witches” for his child’s illness and subsequent death, and more than 110 people, all over the age of 60, were slaughtered. Janna Brancolini
ROUGH LANDINGBullets Hit Florida Spirit Airlines Flight Landing in HaitiOne person was injured as the plane was diverted.Grace Harrington
‘NAKED RACISM’Lawyer Seeking Trump’s Arrest Slams MAGA Rep’s ‘Racist’ RantRep. Clay Higgins walked back his comments on Thursday while the lawyer attacked him. Mini Racker