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Alex Jones says Trump's health has gone.
FRESH BLOWS

Alex Jones Suffers Ultimate Humiliation in Infowars Saga

“Don’t give comedy writers a grudge for 18 months,” The Onion’s CEO warned.

Julia Ornedo

Tim Heidecker drinks "real human blood" in InfoWars debut.
HOSTILE TAKEOVER

Alex Jones Humiliated in First Episode After Losing Infowars

Satirical news brand The Onion didn’t hold back in debut diatribe.

Sarah-Jane Collins

Jones, Heidecker
MISFIRE

Alex Jones Loses It Over Fake Mugshot of New Infowars Boss

Jones embarrassed himself while trying to fight back at his humiliating defeat on Friday.

Eboni Boykin-Patterson

Tim Heidecker
FROM INSIDE THE HOUSE

Alex Jones-Impersonating Comedian Storms The Onion Offices

Tim Heidecker is hitting Alex Jones where it hurts from inside the company that stole his website.

Eboni Boykin-Patterson

Alex Jones on Infowars
STRIPPED FOR PARTS

Alex Jones Melts Down After Losing Infowars to The Onion

“The whole thing’s about defaming me!” Jones screamed.

Owen Mason-Hill

Alex Jones, Heidecker
IN YOUR FACE

Alex Jones Humiliated by Comedian Who Just Stole His Job

Tim Heidecker channeled Alex Jones to announce that he is the new creative director of Infowars.

Eboni Boykin-Patterson

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Orlando Bloom, Katy Perry and Justin Trudeau
‘👏👏👏’

Orlando Bloom Gives Sly Nod to Katy Perry’s Rumored New Beau

The “Pirates of the Caribbean” star seems to have a sense of humor about his ex’s incredibly unexpected new pairing.

Catherine Bouris

Alex Jones
BIDDING WAR

Company Tied to Alex Jones Makes Huge Bid for Infowars

The satirical news site The Onion and a company associated with Jones are fighting for control of his platform after the conspiracy theorist declared bankruptcy.

Joey McFadden

Infowars founder Alex Jones speaks to the media after appearing at his Sandy Hook defamation trial at Connecticut Superior Court in Waterbury, Connecticut, U.S., October 4, 2022.
IN THE CRIB

Judge Stops The Onion From Purchasing Alex Jones’ InfoWars

The late-night ruling left the future of Jones’ empire in question.

Matt Young

Alex Jones
NO JOKE

Judge Puts Infowars Purchase By ‘The Onion’ on Hold

Bankruptcy judge Christopher Lopez said he had problems with the auction process, in which bids were submitted secretly.

William Vaillancourt

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NOT SATIRE

‘The Onion’ Buys Alex Jones’ Bankrupt Infowars in Wild Twist

The satirical news website plans to turn the right-wing conspiracy haven into “a parody of itself.”

Josh Fiallo

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