Winter Olympics

Trump

Trump Insults Sports Stars at Team USA White House Meet

The president did, however, thirst over a male athlete’s “very strong legs.”

Will Neal

Kash Patel speaks as his girlfriend Alexis Wilkins (C) looks on during his swearing-in ceremony in the Indian Treaty Room in the Eisenhower Executive Office Building on February 21, 2025, in Washington, DC.

FIGHTING HIS BATTLES

Keystone Kash Needs Girlfriend to Defend Boozy Boondoggle

Country singer Alexis Wilkins says the FBI director was chugging beer at the Olympics because the bureau was “providing security.”

Ewan Palmer

A photo composite of FBI Director Kash Patel during the Winter Olympics in Milan, Italy.

Keystone Kash Melts Down Over His Busted Italian Boondoggle

The leaked itinerary of the highly publicized trip reportedly “jeopardizes security.”

Wiktoria Gucia

FBI director Kash Patel quaffing beer at the Winter Olympics as investigators appear to have made zero progress on the case of 84-year-old Nancy Guthrie who has now been missing for more than 3 weeks.

WHAT THE PUCK IS HE DOING?

Even Criminals Bewildered by Keystone Kash’s FBI Leadership

Informants are asking questions after Kash Patel partied with Olympic hockey players on the taxpayers’ dime.

Tom Latchem

Alysa Liu

Why This American Hero’s Refugee Father Fears for Democracy

Gold medallist Alysa Liu’s father knows the value of democracy and the price of freedom.

Michael Daly

Gold medalists, Team United States, pose for a team photo during the medal ceremony following the Men's Gold Medal match between Canada and the United States.

Hockey Star Defends Women’s Team After Trump’s Cruel Joke

The top player said he wants his fellow athletes to know just “how proud we are of them.”

Will Neal