Seamus Clair

How Congress Should Prepare for McConnell’s Grand Return

In the spirit of breathing new life into our democracy in its 250th year, here are a few ways to help keep its more ancient members engaged and, well, alive.

Seamus Clair

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FIGHTING FIT

Exclusive: Read Trump’s Latest ‘Perfect’ Medical Report

It’s not just a blood type; everything about the president’s bill of health is A+

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A photo illustration of Donald Trump holding up a Bible.

THOUGHTS AND PRAYERS

The Many 'Miracles' Donald Trump Has Worked Over the Years

In MAGA kingdom come, thy will be done...

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A photo illustration of a ICE agent wearing a Hawaiian shirt at the airport.

EXCESS BAGGAGE

Let’s Hope Trump’s ICE Goons Are Enjoying Their Spring Break

Please remember to remove the tear gas canisters from your carry-on suitcase.

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A photo illustration of Melania Trump and the Academy Awards general stage view.

AND THE WINNER IS...

The Big Speech Melania Trump Has Planned For Oscars Night

“I can’t confirm or deny the fact that you like me, right now, you like me.”

Seamus Clair

Seamus Clair

How Congress Should Prepare for McConnell’s Grand Return

Exclusive: Read Trump’s Latest ‘Perfect’ Medical Report

The Many 'Miracles' Donald Trump Has Worked Over the Years

Let’s Hope Trump’s ICE Goons Are Enjoying Their Spring Break

The Big Speech Melania Trump Has Planned For Oscars Night

ICE Barbie’s ‘Shield’ Superheroes Are Here to Save the Day

Cheers to the Horny, Messy, Morally Corrupt Winter Olympics

What Could Possibly Be Keeping Dr. Peter Attia Up at Night?

An Open Letter to ICE Barbie From the Mattel Corporation