BRAINIACAmerican Wins Nobel Prize for Controlling Brains With LightKarl Deisseroth’s work was praised for helping map the brain “in a way that we could once only dream of.” Ewan Palmer
OpinionSOLAR STAKESIf Aliens Are Coming, Shouldn’t We Tidy Things Up a Little?Our strange new world, which has left humanity both hyper-connected and desolate, requires our full participation. We should want to make a good impression, after all.Michael Ian Black
satireSWEET DREAMSWhat Could Possibly Be Keeping Dr. Peter Attia Up at Night?What could possibly be worse for a new CBS News contributor: Being “woke” or being, well, awake at all hours?Seamus Clair
NOT KIDDING!Billionaire Tech Bros Trying for Genetically Modified BabiesThe start-up is allegedly seeking locations abroad where it can legally conduct its research. Harry Thompson
SPEAKING OUTOscar-Winning Actress Reveals Decade-Long Health Battle“No more suffering in silence!”Jada Washington
CHILD'S PLAYStark Rise in Number of U.S. Kids Taking Weight Loss JabsThe newest teen trend isn’t on TikTok—it’s in the pharmacy aisle.Jada Washington
WORRIED YET?Scientists Warn ‘Invisible’ Asteroids Could Head for EarthOur nearest planetary neighbor is hiding potentially deadly asteroids—and we might not see them till it’s too late.Erkki Forster
DOWNSIZINGNumber of Americans Taking Weight Loss Jabs Hits New HighA new report from FAIR Health reveals the extent to which weight loss medications such as Ozempic and Mounjaro are growing in popularity across America.Nealy Simms
HISTORIC BREAKTHROUGHBaby Successfully Treated With Personalized Gene TherapyThe CRISPR technology had previously been used to target more common diseases. Janna Brancolini
MATTER OF TIMEShares Sink as Apple Says Google Search to Be Replaced by AIShares for Google’s parent company fell 8 percent in response.William Vaillancourt
THE TRUTH IS OUT THERESigns of Life Found on Another Planet for First TimeThe massive planet, known as K2-18b, orbits another star roughly 120 light-years from Earth.Brett Bachman
FINS UPEarth Delivers Amazing Welcome Party for Returned AstronautsSome unexpected visitors approached the vessel shortly after it splashed down in the Gulf of Mexico.William Vaillancourt
NUCLEAR MELTDOWNSDOGE Has Nuclear Agency Bleeding Scientists: ‘Brain Drain’The National Nuclear Security Administration didn’t just fire “administrative staff” last week.Josh Fiallo
BILLIONS TO BUSTEV Maker Once Worth $30B Now on Brink of CollapseThe electric vehicle manufacturer filed for bankruptcy on Wednesday, as the most recent EV company to do so.Joey McFadden