MISSING THE MARKTrump’s ‘Massive’ Brag Immediately Gets Brutal Reality CheckThe president was instantly fact-checked.Isabel van Brugen
CONQUEST DELUSIONTrump, 80, Makes Unhinged Claim That He Seized Greenland“I got Greenland,” the president told supporters. “I hope you’re happy about that.”Reagin von Lehe
MAP MANIATrump Makes Embarrassing Geography Mistake in Takeover TalkThe president’s passion for Greenland doesn’t equate to knowledge of the territory. Laura Esposito
MACHINE DREAMSTrump Escapes Reality With Bonkers AI Takeover FantasyThe president is self-soothing with fake images of fully-dressed penguins.Katie Francis
DREAMS DASHEDTrump Suffers Humiliating Defeat of Crackpot Greenland PlanThe president is crowing about a proposed arrangement that falls short of the thing he has spent months demanding.Mary Papenfuss
MAP MISHAPTrump Triggers International Incident With Deranged PostThe 80-year-old president caused concern after threatening countries across the world. Ewan Palmer
DEVIL ON THE SHOULDERKatie Miller’s Role in Trump’s Invasion Fantasy ExposedThe MAGA podcaster played a strange part in the fiasco. Harry Thompson
ALTERNATE REALITYTrump Goon Makes Bonkers Claim About His Greenland Ambitions“Let’s focus on the coffee and not on the froth,” a U.S. ambassador said.Julia Ornedo
ICED OUTNation Forced to Act After Trump Confuses Them for TargetA sparsely populated European country was left rattled by the president’s gaffes earlier this year. Ewan Palmer
GOOD MORNING Trump Unravels in Alarming Truth Social RampageThe president has been posting AI slop after his golf weekend was rained out. Annabella Rosciglione
NOT A SHARP COOKIEMAGA Greenland Goon Makes Insane Claim After Nightmare VisitJeff Landry says Greenlanders want more U.S. involvement. They do not. Will Neal