BRUTALJohn Kerry, 82, Stuns Colbert With Kash Patel BurnThe former secretary of state tied together two of Trump’s biggest mistakes.Meera Navlakha
WOULD BE WEIRDJD Vance Risks Unforgivable Cheese Faux Pas in PhiladelphiaJD Vance asked Pat’s in South Philly why they didn’t serve Swiss cheese—an apparent deep cut reference to former Sen. John Kerry’s infamous cheesesteak blunder in 2003.Zachary Folk
HEATING UPKey Biden Aide to Replace Kerry as Top Climate Guy: ReportJohn D. Podesta has served as senior adviser to the president for clean energy since 2022.AJ McDougall
NEW GIGJohn Kerry Will Leave White House to Help Biden CampaignHe believes a second term for Biden in the White House would be the “single biggest” difference that can be made for climate progress.Edith Olmsted
DIPLOMATIC INCIDENTJohn Kerry Causes Stir With Prince Harry Coronation RemarkThe US Special Presidential Envoy for Climate made the remark at the king’s coronation, author Lady Anne Glenconner told a literary festival. Tom Sykes
I GOTTA JETJohn Kerry Gearing Up to Depart White House: ReportAxios reports the U.S. special climate envoy is contemplating a return to the private sector.AJ McDougall
SOMEBODY STOP HIMBolsonaro Gets Mixed Up Between John Kerry and Jim CarreyThe Brazilian president appeared to get mixed up between Ace Ventura and the U.S. special envoy for climate.Jamie Ross
OH DEARQueen Elizabeth ‘Reluctantly’ Accepts Doctors Orders to RestIn surprise announcement, palace says reason is “not COVID related.” But the queen will not go on her planned trip to Northern Ireland.Barbie Latza Nadeau
SORRY ABOUT THATIranian Foreign Minister Sorry for Leaked John Kerry TapeAfter the ayatollah appeared to chastise him in a televised speech, Zarif apologized for the politically revealing comments.McCaffrey Blauner
‘MOMENTARY’Kerry Denies Report He Doffed Mask Mid-Flight: ‘Malarkey’A photo showed Kerry in first class without a face covering. Blake Montgomery
opinionOLD SCHOOL‘Racial’ Isn’t the Only Important Kind of Cabinet DiversityOn race, gender, and ethnicity, so far so good. On youth and ideology—still waiting. Ernest Owens