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LEGACY

We are a rarity in the world. We have turned down dark paths in our history, but we have always tried to right ourselves by remembering the principles that America was founded upon.

AMERICA, F*CK YEAH

For its 20th season premiere, South Park came out swinging Wednesday night, taking on both the 2016 election, Matt Lauer, and Colin Kaepernick’s national anthem protest.

HYPOCRITES

Sure, let’s all denounce the Niners’ QB. Meanwhile, teams accepting Pentagon payola to put on ‘heartfelt’ salutes to our troops? Hey, that’s patriotism!