U.S. Customs and Border Protection

Kristi Noem
GONE GIRL

ICE Barbie’s DHS Embarrassment Exposed

The new Homeland Security secretary wants any lingering footage of Kristi Noem scrubbed from America’s airports.

Tom Latchem
A photo illo illustration of then-senior medical officer of operations, Dr. Alexander Eastman before a House Homeland Security Subcommittee in Washington, D.C., in 2020 for PunchUp.
POOR GIRL

Top Trump Doctor’s Shocking Reaction to Girl’s Burn Revealed

Tom Latchem

The US-Mexico border fence is in eastern Tijuana, Baja California, Mexico, on February 26, 2025. The government of Mexico sends troops to the northern border with the United States in early February as part of a 10,000-member deployment operation to tighten measures against illegal migration and cross-border drug smuggling.
IN LIMBO

Tourist Detained Indefinitely by ICE Despite Return Ticket

Nandika Chatterjee

The chief medical officer of Customs and Border Protection Dr. Alexander Eastman allegedly pressured his staff into procuring fentanyl lollipops for him.
WTF

CBP’s Top Doc Tried to Order Fentanyl Lollipops: Report

Dan Ladden-Hall

A photo illustration of President Joe Biden and the Texas flag.
opinion
THE NEW ABNORMAL

Biden Can—and Should—Take Over the Texas National Guard

The Daily Beast

U.S. National Guard soldiers stand on shipping containers which are used as border fences on the bank of the Rio Grande river in Eagle Pass, Texas.
RAMPING UP THE RHETORIC

Trump Calls for ‘All Willing States’ to Send Troops to Texas

William Vaillancourt