ZERO PROMISES KEPTMAHA Loyalists Deliver Scathing Scorecard to RFK Jr.The health secretary’s supporters are calling out his broken promises.Vic Verbalaitis
SPIT IT OUTPopular Candy Recalled for Choking HazardThe sour candy was sold at major retailers, including Walmart.Reagin von Lehe
WHERE’S THE BEEF?30,000 Pounds of Beef Issued in Most Serious RecallThe recall falls under the category in which adverse health consequences or death could occur.Tomas Thor
GOOD NIGHT, SLEEP TIGHTTrump-Gutted Pest Agency Battling Infestation of Its OwnThe Animal and Plant Health Inspection Service is overwhelmed with bed bugs.Vic Verbalaitis
FOOD FOR THOUGHTTrump’s Surging Price Problem Is About to Get Much WorseIt’s not just gas prices Americans need to worry about. Harry Thompson
UNHOLYTrump Goon Accused of ‘Religious Coercion’ in Shock LawsuitEmployees said they feel “unwelcome” in the workplace.Cameron Adams
MUST BE BADMAHA Influencer Leads Backlash to ‘Devastating’ Trump OrderFitness guru Jillian Michaels has broken with Trump over his executive order protecting a controversial pesticide.Tom Latchem
YOU'RE WELCOME, AMERICATrump Goon Boasts About Recommending Utterly Tragic $3 MealThey’ve got the affordability crisis all figured out—and it involves a piece of chicken, a piece of broccoli, and a tortilla.Tom Latchem
DOGGING IT Puppy-Killer Noem MIA From Trump’s Anti-Animal Cruelty EventICE Barbie did not attend her administration colleagues’ animal cruelty prevention event.Vic Verbalaitis
REVENGE STRIKETrump Goons Try to Fire SNAP Staffer for Starvation WarningSNAP specialist Ellen Mei appeared on MSNBC to say the shutdown meant “people will have to go hungry.”Adam Downer
FIFTY SHADES OF HAYTrump Aide Known for Cowboy Erotica Now Has Secretary’s EarIt’s onwards and upwards for Tucker Stewart—even as a sexually explicit tale he wrote is circulating through Washington.Laura Esposito