Jon Stewart Schools Donald Trump on Bonkers Iran War Demand

BAD IDEA

Stewart mocked Trump’s response to Iran’s ongoing blockade.

Jon Stewart ripped into President Donald Trump for his unrealistic solution to solving the oil crisis spurred by his war on Iran.

The price of oil worldwide spiked after Trump’s military attack on Iran, which disrupted oil shipping through the Strait of Hormuz. On Mar. 5, the Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps announced that Iran would keep the Strait closed to ships from the United States and its allies.

This handout photo taken on March 11, 2026 and released by the Royal Thai Navy shows smoke rising from the Thai bulk carrier 'Mayuree Naree' near the Strait of Hormuz after an attack. A Thai bulk carrier travelling in the crucial Strait of Hormuz was attacked March 11, with 20 crew members rescued so far, the Thai navy said. (Photo by Handout / ROYAL THAI NAVY / AFP via Getty Images) / -----EDITORS NOTE --- RESTRICTED TO EDITORIAL USE - MANDATORY CREDIT "AFP PHOTO / ROYAL THAI NAVY " - NO MARKETING - NO ADVERTISING CAMPAIGNS - DISTRIBUTED AS A SERVICE TO CLIENTS -
Smoke rising from the Thai bulk carrier 'Mayuree Naree' near the Strait of Hormuz after an attack. HANDOUT/ROYAL THAI NAVY/AFP via Getty Im

Although the crews of US oil tankers would be risking their safety by attempting to sail through the passage, Trump urged them in a phone interview with Fox News host Brian Kilmeade to do it anyway.

“These ships should go through the Strait of Hormuz and show some guts,“ Trump said, according to Kilmeade. ”There’s nothing to be afraid of. They [Iran] have no Navy. We sunk all their ships.”

Trump added, “Look, there is risk in the region, the region is volatile. There are launchers. There’s just about 150 left. That’s just about 20 percent of totals. They can’t regenerate. They can’t make any more, and we are in the region and we’re in it to act quickly on all these type of attacks.”

Stewart wasn’t surprised the oil tanker crews have largely refused to heed Trump’s call. “Show some guts, Captains Phillip!” Stewart jokingly said to the oil tanker captains.

He then explained to the Trump administration the reality of taking the dangerous route.

“I know you may not want to sail the slowest-moving vehicle on Earth, packed with the most flammable liquid on Earth, through the most active war zone on Earth,” he said.

“But on the other hand...” Stewart started squawking like a chicken.

The Daily Show, Jon Stewart sarcastically making chicken sounds to hesitant oil tanker crews.
The Daily Show, Jon Stewart sarcastically making chicken sounds to hesitant oil tanker crews. Comedy Central

Stewart also mocked Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth’s apparent attempts to downplay the danger around the Strait of Hormuz.

“The only thing prohibiting transit in the Straits right now is Iran shooting at shipping,” Hegseth said at a press briefing on Friday. “It is open for transit, should Iran not do that.”

After a long pause, Stewart sarcastically replied, “Other than Epstein, it’s a wonderful island.”

Since the start of Trump’s war in Iran, the average price of gasoline in the United States has risen sharply since the beginning of March.

Trump, who has previously bragged about the low gas prices throughout his second term, has struggled against the backlash over the sudden spike.

“There’s so much oil, gas—there’s so much out there,” Trump told NBC News over the weekend, “but you know, it’s being clogged up a little bit. It’ll be unclogged very soon.”

Gas prices have been trending up over the last month, with President Donald Trump’s strikes on Iran causing the largest spike from Saturday through Tuesday.
Gas prices have been trending up over the last month, with President Donald Trump’s strikes on Iran causing the largest spike from Saturday through Tuesday. Gas Buddy

White House spokesperson Taylor Rogers told the Daily Beast that the closing of the Strait of Hormuz is one of several “short-term disruptions,” and that “oil and gas prices will drop rapidly again, potentially even lower than before the strikes begin.”

The Trump-appointed Secretary of Energy Chris Wright, however, seemed more cautious.

When asked if gas prices might return to below $3 per gallon before summer, Wright told NBC News, “There’s a very good chance that’ll be true,” before clarifying, “There’s no guarantees in war. The time frame’s still not entirely clear, but I think that’s certainly a goal of the administration.”

Average gas prices are the highest they have ever been during a Trump presidency. That includes a spike in prices in Washington, D.C., where the above station is located.
Average gas prices are the highest they have ever been during a Trump presidency. That includes a spike in prices in Washington, D.C., where the above station is located. Ken Cedeno/REUTERS

Obsessed with pop culture and entertainment? Follow us on Substack and YouTube for even more coverage.

Got a tip? Send it to The Daily Beast here.