THE GRAND FINALE
Recaps
SPOILER ALERT!
#1 GUY IN THE GROUP
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Spoiler alert: He even EATS the squid after using it for his business.
WHO’S ON TOP?
This week’s royal machinations involve lots of group sex, an unfortunate STD, and some of Julianne Moore’s most intricate scheming yet.
ON AND ON AND ON...
Life at the Metropol is getting better for Alexander—which is great if you’re the Count, but bad if you’re the audience looking for an entertaining episode.
KIM K.’S BABY
After last week’s Siobhan-free episode, the mogul returns in full swing with some admirably batsh*t antics in an otherwise inane installment.
YOU GOT ME
Ava Festival—now rebranded as 2 Ava 2 Fest—has returned, but the teachers are all wary about one big guest performer making an appearance.
APPLES SOMETIMES FALL
While Lala Kent’s sperm donor party is the centerpiece of this week’s “Vanderpump Rules,” Tom Sandoval upstages her with a classic pity party.
‘NO MORE US DYING’
Creator Veena Sud wanted women to walk away from her horror movie feeling one thing: “We win.”