ZERO PROMISES KEPTMAHA Loyalists Deliver Scathing Scorecard to RFK Jr.The health secretary’s supporters are calling out his broken promises.Vic Verbalaitis
SELF-REGULATINGTrump Goon’s Stunning Favor to Corporate Giant ExposedThe EPA let a huge pesticide company pick its own regulations.Sarah-Jane Collins
CHEAP SHOTWhite House Lashes Out at Congresswoman Over Her LooksThe People’s House fired off a high school bully-level insult.Vic Verbalaitis
CLIMATE CONCEALERTrump, 79, Dons Hand Makeup to Kill Climate RegulationsThe president’s hand makeup stood out starkly against his skin.Vic Verbalaitis
ZERO VALUE ASSIGNEDTrump Goon Issues Jaw-Dropping Insult to Value of Human LifeThe EPA is drastically shaking up its policy on pollution.Martha McHardy
PROMISES KEPTNewsom Trolls MAGA Fans Over Wild Pollution PlanThe California governor mocked Trump’s supporters for voting for the deterioration of their own health. Harry Thompson
PRIORITY SHIFTEmails Expose Trump EPA’s ‘Seismic Shift’ on Air PollutantsThe administration is reportedly breaking with decades of precedent at the EPA.Josh Fiallo
S**TSTORMTrump Sparks MAGA Meltdown With Latest Poop StuntThe latest flush of Trump outrage comes after he posted an AI-generated video of himself dropping feces on protesters. Erkki Forster
PAGING BENJAMIN BUTTONTaking This Longevity Supplement Turned Me Into a BelieverI don’t think NMN will make me live longer, but I sure feel better—and this is why.Jessica Timmons
WAIT, I SAID THAT?Trump’s EPA Chief Humiliated on CNN With His Own WordsFormer Congressman Lee Zeldin was confronted with his previous remarks on climate change after his agency reversed its 2009 finding that greenhouse emissions pose a threat to humans. Will Neal
HEAD IN THE CLOUDSMTG Rants About ‘Deadly’ Weather Control: ‘Call Me Crazy’“First, they said we were crazy for saying they are controlling the weather...” the MAGA congresswoman began.Ewan Palmer