BOT’S GOING ON?Humans Are Outnumbered Online for the First TimeThe milestone has arrived years ahead of schedule.Tom Latchem
GULP!Heavy Social Media Users Warm to Ditching DemocracyPeople who spend five hours or more online a day are the most opposed to elected representation.Harry Thompson
COLD BERNIE RETURNSChilly Bernie Sanders, 84, Is Back to Being a MemeFive years after becoming internet royalty, the Vermont senator recreated the look that launched a thousand memes.Olivia Ralph
YOU'VE GOT A SALEAOL Being Sold to Italian Company for $1.5BThe once-dominating communication platform is being sold to Bending Spoons.Amber Brace
LOGGED OFFMajor Outage Plunges Internet Into ChaosOver 500 major apps and websites went offline after an error at an Amazon data center. Tom Sanders
CAUGHT IN THE NETKirk Shooting Suspect Slipped Into the ‘Dark Internet’Utah Gov. Spencer Cox says Tyler Robinson’s engagement with online culture may have played a role in his alleged decision to assassinate the late far right activist. Will Neal
DOOMSCROLLINGThe Scariest Scene of the Year Isn’t in a Horror Movie“American Sweatshop” is a cyber thriller that will make us all rethink our time on the internet. Barry Levitt
FREE THE PHONELINESAOL Finally Pulls the Plug on Dial-Up InternetThe distinctive beeps and static which characterized Web 1.0 will soon be officially consigned to history.Tom Sanders
DADDY’S JESTERDon Jr. Is Not Sorry for Posting Dad Sex Toy MemeThe president’s eldest son is reveling in the backlash to his post showing his dad flinging a sex toy at WNBA players.Erkki Forster
HOLLYWOOD HIJACKWhite House Uses Anti-MAGA Celebs to Tout Trump’s 200 DaysA range of anti-MAGA stars found their words repurposed for a MAGA hype reel. Erkki Forster
BIRTHDAY GIFTGOP Accused of Photoshopping JD Vance’s Birthday PictureDid the GOP digitally slim down the vice president? Erkki Forster