‘SOCIOPATH’Megyn Kelly Melts Down Over Michelle Obama ConfessionThe host whined about the mother of two’s appreciation for her empty nest.Eboni Boykin-Patterson
PRESIDENT SNOWFLAKETrump’s ‘Shocking Fragility’ Made Me Relevant Again: TV Host“There is nothing more fragile than someone who wields real power, who feels that that power will be diminished by satire or commentary,” he said.Dana Herrnstadt
SURREAL LIFEJon Stewart and Michelle Obama Blast Trump’s WH ‘Perversion’“The Daily Show” host appeared on Mrs. Obama’s podcast on Wednesday. Eboni Boykin-Patterson
MISSING FLOTUSMelania’s Vanishing Act Hits Stunning New MilestoneThe first lady, who already keeps a low profile, has not been seen in public for exactly one month.Annabella Rosciglione
HOOP DREAMSMichelle Obama's Favorite Jewelry Brand Is Up to 50% OffThe celebrity-loved jewelry brand behind Michelle Obama’s signature hoops is offering up to 60 percent off for a limited time.Mia Maguire
SUMMER LISTENINGObama Gives Oscar Winner Big Honor After Horrific DeathThe former president said his and Michelle’s “hearts go out” to the musician’s family.Dana Herrnstadt
BRAVE NEW WORLDSupreme Court Justice Reveals Her New ‘Startling’ RealityThe liberal justice spoke with Michelle Obama about the scary ways in which her life has changed.Meera Navlakha
GOING LOWERMegyn Kelly Blasts Michelle Obama in Unhinged 12-Minute RantThe MAGA host also made a wild claim linking the former first lady to Barack Obama’s gray hair.Cameron Adams
WINK WINKWhy Barack Obama Loved Michelle Obama’s 2012 Dress So Much“I don’t know much about fashion, but I know what looks good.”Cailey Petsch
YES WE CAN COMPLAINLarry David’s Cranky Schtick Reaches New Level in Obama Show“Life, Larry and the Pursuit of Unhappiness” finds the “Curb Your Enthusiasm” star revisiting our past through a typically grouchy lens.Nick Schager
HE WENT LOWERUFC Star Drops Vile Excuse for Appalling Michelle Obama SlurThe fighter was given the chance to apologize and somehow made it worse.Cameron Adams