MASTERFULUnrecognizable A-Lister Wows With Dramatic Tour-de-ForceSebastian Stan is a marvel in the phenomenal ‘Fjord.’Nick Schager
YOU'RE TIRED!80 Things That Octo-Trump Has Ruined for EveryoneSome things will just never be the same.David Gardner
TRUMP V. TRUMPStar Who Secured Oscar Nom for Playing Trump Eviscerates HimDonald Trump is “not a laughing matter,” Sebastian Stan declared.Owen Mason-Hill
VOTE OF CONFIDENCE?Trump Dings Don Jr.’s ‘Charisma’ After ‘Apprentice’ RumorsTrump touted the “great success” of his reality show as he tried to compliment his eldest son.Eboni Boykin-Patterson
SUCCESSION DRAMATrump Pitched Different Host for Don Jr. ‘Apprentice’ RebootTrump named “the best person to hire” as his successor on the show. It wasn’t his firstborn son.Eboni Boykin-Patterson
YOU’RE HIRED!Bezos’ Amazon Plots Huge New Trump Gift After ‘Melania’ FlopThis time, Don Jr. could be cashing in.Cameron Adams
MEMORIES Trump Tries to Cheer Himself Up With 22-Year-Old TV RatingsThe president has been largely hidden away and on a posting spree as his challenges mount.Sarah Ewall-Wice
BIG FANComedian Says Trump Begged Her to Be on ‘The Apprentice’“I just had a bad feeling about it,” she said.Eboni Boykin-Patterson
ROMANCE DEAD, YOU SAY?Trump Goons Announce Engagement in Tacky White House VideoTop Trump aide proposed to “Apprentice” star-turned-State Department art boss Erin Elmore outside the Oval Office.Tom Latchem
ORIGIN STORYHow Trump Learned to Lie and Twist Truth: AuthorThe 79-year-old president, who trades in sensationalism and half-truths, is a product of 1980s tabloid culture, author Jonathan Mahler argues. Erkki Forster
DRINKING IT INVacation Vance Boozes it Up With Convicted ‘Apprentice’ StarThe vice president had previously sent his support to the Brit with a ‘South Park’ meme. Leigh Kimmins