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The Big Baby-Naming Battle
As "Cohen" climbs the rankings of popular first names for babies, naming expert Pamela Redmond Satran discovers a holy war being waged over the classic Jewish surname.
It started out innocently enough. Which name sounds better, a mom-to-be asked on nameberry’s message boards. “Nathaniel Cohen or Cohen Grey?”
The first few responses tiptoed around the issue: What about Nathaniel Grey? How about Ezra, Gideon, or Levi instead of Cohen?
And then the gloves came off.
“All these hillbillies are sitting around drinking their Mountain Dew and eating their Ho Hos and naming their babies Cohen.”
“A Cohen is a Jewish priest and a religious name, so… it would pretty much be like a non-Christian person naming their child Jesus, a non-Muslim person naming their child Mohammed, or a non-Catholic person wearing a rosary as jewelry simply because it looks cool,” one poster wrote. “If you're not Jewish, please be aware that many Jewish people may be understandably offended by a non-Jewish Cohen.
“I am not even religious so I couldn't care less what the religious fanatics think,” the Cohen-loving mom fired back. “I’m not going to not name my baby something just because it might offend someone.”
If you haven’t spent any time lately in the wild world of baby-naming, you may be surprised to learn that Cohen is one of the hottest new names for boys, rising from No. 650 in 2004, when it debuted on the Social Security’s most popular names list, to No. 393 last year, when 761 baby boys received the name. It’s in Canada’s Top 100, and has gained a following in the U.K. as well.
The initial inspiration: The character on television’s The O.C., Seth Cohen—typically called just plain Cohen—with a little pop-culture help from fellow Cohens, Sacha Baron and Leonard, along with the filmmaking Coen Brothers.
All Jews, of course, Cohen being the most common Jewish surname in the United States. But the problem is it’s not just any Jewish surname. Call your sons Greenblatt or Rosenberg, the objectors say. But the name Cohen is reserved for the priestly caste descended directly from the biblical Aaron. Cohens are accorded certain privileges in the Jewish religion and are subject to certain restrictions: They’re not allowed to marry a widow, a divorcee, or a non-Jew, for instance, which has kept the Cohen bloodline exceptionally pure.









I hope all those asses at least get those Cohen kids circumcised.
1. Why any non-Jewish person would want to name their child Cohen, I don't know. But then, I get nausea when I hear most people's ideas for baby names these days. However, having said that...
2. Even if we get past the fact that there are already tons of non-Jews with the last name Cohen, and the fact that only a small percentage of Jews surnamed Cohen are actually Kohanim, using the name Cohen for a non-Jewish child is NOT STEALING. It's goofy, but it's not stealing. This is an insane accusation. Religious communities don't get a trademark on sounds. Some people badly want to be offended, I guess.
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It's a clueless choice, and reminds me of being invited to an "ecumenical" seder where participants sang "Old Rugged Cross." But nobody gets to patent a name or a ritual in our melting pot of a country.
Names with religious meanings do tend to spark controversy, don't they? Before it was Cohen, I heard lots of nasty comments about Nevaeh.
I can't relate to the frustration over Cohen, but I'll admit that, as a Catholic, I find Trinity wildly inappropriate. But it wouldn't bias me against the parents or the child wearing the name - and I can see that some parents might find the religious meaning appealing.
Just wait until all the trendy variations come out, like they did with the name Aiden 2-4 years ago: Jayden, Cayden, Ayedin...you name it, it's been done.
As someone from an Orthodox Jewish background, I'm not insulted by this at all. It's actually quite flattering. I think it's funny. I would, however, object to people changing their SURNAME to Cohen when they are not actual Kohanim. That would make a greater difference.
Boy, this is really going to spoil the gene pool, when all these Cohens start intermarrying with the real thing! .
does the phrase "imitation is the sincerest form of flattery" ring a bell? I would think that in this day and age, to have someone choose a name from a culture other than their own would be a good thing.
I personally don't get the idea of naming your kid something just because you like the name, and I especially don't get naming your kid something trendy and faddish, to boot. We all have so many relatives and ancestors who came before us and put us where we are today, why not honor them and keep their names in your family?
What's wrong with Stephen, John, Robert, William, Jack, or Fred? What the hell is Jayden or Caleb or Colton except a dumb fad that disconnects the kid from his lineage? And why last names as first names?
Names mean things - everyone laughs at the old joke about the inner-city mom naming her newborn daughter "Vagina" yet no of these stupid parents seem to get that other names have meanings, too, that may or may not be appropriate for a child.
My two boys are named after their parents' respective paternal grandfathers (Jack and Roy) and I wouldn't have it any other way.
if I may respectfully take exception to the classification of names as "dumb fad"... FYI
The boy's name Jayden \ja(y)-den\, also used as girl's name Jayden, is a variant of Jadon (Hebrew), and the meaning of Jayden is "Jehovah has heard".
The boy's name Colton \c(o)-lton, col-ton\ is pronounced KOHL-ton. It is of Old English origin, and its meaning is "swarthy person; coal town or settlement".
Caleb \c(a)-leb\ is pronounced KAY-leb. It is of Hebrew origin, and its meaning is "dog". Biblical: Caleb, a companion of Moses and Joshua, was noted for his astute powers of observation and fearlessness in the face of overwhelming odds; his devotion to God is symbolized by the "dog" in some traditions. The name was popular among the Puritans, and was introduced by them to America.
In essence, no less valid or less historically meaningful than Jack or Roy...
I think the sound and meaning of a name are important (and I like heritage too).
And I all but break out and laugh when I think of the day when I see "Barbie" and "Tiffany" etc... in the nursing home.
But come on... in this day and age, there are more important things then this article.
I love the irony! Illiterate bible-thumping, evangelical, anti-Semites name their kids Cohen, only to have their ilk mistake them for being Jewish, beat them up and taunt them mercilessly. Suh-weet revenge!
The last name Cohan, is a common Irish last name. To say that any person or religion should and could be offended by the naming of a baby is preposterous. While I personally would not name my children some of the names that are being chosen by celebrities and 'persons of high caste,' I would surely think that naming a child in honor of someone of the priestly sect of the Jewish faith would be pleasing and most assuredly an honor.
Assimilation always has a price.
If you're surprised about this, you haven't hung around many Jews. And I don't mean this badly -- I just happened to go to a very Jewish university and have plenty of conservative Jewish friends. I don't know, if you've got a bloodline that has survived 3000 years of all sorts of exclusions and massacres and so forth, you might just feel a little protective of it...
But here's a general rule: if you don't know what your kid's name means, you probably shouldn't saddle your kid with it. I think that's a fairly sensible rule. Maybe names don't have significance anymore, but there are cultures in which they do, and you don't have to go very far back in Jewish cultural traditions to find folktales of people whose names represent their fate, such as a little boy who is miraculously saved from the Cossocks and adopted by Gentiles, but doesn't know who he is until he hears his name, Chaim -- "life" -- being uttered. Of course a name should be aesthetically pleasing to the parents, but ultimately, it seems kind of unfair to send a kid out into the world with a name that sounds nice but means nothing. Not that this has stopped many people...
I find baby-naming fascinating. My son's name is David, and he's usually the only David in his class. When I was growing up in the 60s, I usually had one or two Davids in my class every year. My oldest daughter is named Barbara (after my mother), and I remember once when I was at a playground, calling Barb, a woman approached me and said, "What an unusual name!" Not in the 1920s, I thought. There were a lot of Barbaras then!
I think this whole Cohen issue is interesting, but not troubling (I'm not Jewish, though, so maybe I'm being insensitive). I think it's really a complement-the implication being that giving people the impression that you're Jewish is cool. If you think about it, you never hear of WASPs giving their children Muslim names.(Though I know African Americans do, and I think some of the Arabic girl's names are pretty).
If people name their kids Cohen without considering the link to Judaism, then it's not a Jewish name. Clearly it's based on a tv character. Most hot baby names are based on tv stars or pop singers. It's kind of sad.
Hey, it's not like these people stole miles of land and half of Jerusalem. Let's keep things in perspective, people.
In a conversation about baby names, really? come on.
I looked to my family for baby names only to discover 4 generations of Ebeneezers. There's also many a Harvey (I like Harvey, but the in laws would plotz since there's an evil Harvey on their side). Oh, there is also too many Lendalls.
So I got creative, using a bit here and here to update the names yet still call them family names.
Since this is the USA, where anyone can be anything, go, enjoy wee Cone, Cohen, Conan; it will transform into a girl's name soon enough.
He who takes offense when none is intended is a fool. He who takes offense when offense is intended is even more foolish. Lighten up, EVERYBODY!!!!! And have a fun day.
Baby naming used to be such a personal thing. Not being Jewish, I do not understand what all the uproar is about. While I believe this world could do with more sensitivity among us, we have to be careful we're not trying to force our individual beliefs onto each other.
As a school teacher, naming children was difficult. Both of my children have unique names that have meaning and significance to my husband and I. We chose not to reveal either of their names until each was born.
I guess if you're going to ask for opinions, particularly on an internet message board, be ready for anything.
Gee. What's going to be next? Shlomo? Lipshitz?
LOL
I know that non-Hispanic Christians (in my neck of the woods) had to get used to the idea of naming a child "Jesus", and I'm sure some of the older folks felt it at least inappropriate if not sacrilegious
but we live in a multicultural society...other groups have other rules....I think that's what's great about America
and lots of people, know, pick names that just "sound nice"
most Americans don't even think of their names as having a literal meaning...well...at least not after the baby name books are put away
Cohen-deleeza?
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