At least 14 people have been reported dead in the flooding.

A counteroffensive onslaught against Russian forces is reportedly underway in Ukraine, while reports of the first flood-related fatalities were confirmed Thursday.

“It’s eating his remains now,” one witness could be heard saying as the shark pulled the man underwater.

Bizarrely, Premier Doug Ford on Wednesday stopped short of announcing a fire ban—instead politely urging the public to avoid campfires.

“One soldier was kept in a cold basement, splashed with acid and chemicals in his eyes… they doused him with gasoline, brought a lighter, and tried to set him on fire.”

Police said the kids, aged 3 and under, are fighting for their lives.