Lori Anderson lived through more losses than seemed humanly possible before the pandemic hit. But 13-year-old Alexx’s fight with the virus was doubly devastating.

Health Minister Terrence Deyalsingh said officials have exhaustively investigated what happened to Minaj’s cousin’s friend’s balls.

Just as the world does not need her verse in “Monster” re-recorded by Dr. Anthony Fauci, the world does not need to hear her opinions on the effectiveness of the COVID-19 vaccine.

His brother is urging a legion of followers to get vaccinated. “I wish I managed to convince him to save his own life,” he said on the way to the funeral.

The Russian leader announced that he will self-isolate due to COVID infections within his inner circle, with his spokesman quickly reassuring that he is “absolutely healthy.”

Scientists point to the rollout of the polio vaccine as a cautionary tale.

The rapper fired off a tweetstorm at The Daily Beast and other outlets on Monday evening, insisting they were lying about her reasons for not attending the Met Gala.