“When the most harrowing thing you've done in life is pass freshman sociology at Boston University, every day is a brand new drama!” Carlson sneered on Thursday.

Several staffers expressed dismay over handing the keys to the outlet’s influential newsletter product to a pundit with a “long history of bigoted and incendiary commentary.”

“If they censure you, they should censure all of us,” Meghan McCain said in response.

“When you talk to Trump supporters, there is a feeling that for the most part, this was a protest that got out of hand,” the host said while describing a seditious riot.

“If a Democrat president did what happened last week, would the Republicans in the House and Senate vote to impeach him if they could? The answer is yes.”

“This is like the Germans with the Jews behind the wall,” Beck declared. “They would put them in the ghetto. This is the digital ghetto.”

Former RNC spokeswoman Liz Harrington insisted that the only insurrection that occurred was Biden’s election win. A Newsmax anchor didn’t push back.