I doubt it. Deaths? Hardly... Drugs? Cocaine like Bush... Illegal Money? Like paying reconstruction companies billions in Iraq, a war of choice. Bush makes the Clintons look like the belong in a church choir. The Clintons are just good politicians. (And all the joys that go with it) Ruthless, vile, and vicious can be attributed to Rove, Cheney and their ilk.

The Hillary flaw is Billy. She will do what it takes to protect his "legacy" and keep covered what these so-called political leaders don't want you to see. The following is a key passage from "New World Hors D'oeuvres." Find lots of reasons why for all sorts of stuff that went on in the Clintstone administration.

You are about to find out why Fidel was calling all the shots relative to Elian Gonzalaz. (Since when does Fidel tell us who stays in America and who repatriates). You will also get insight why ef be eye broke into the Bowker ISBN data base and changed this political commentary satire "Trade" book into a "Specialty" (Meaning stores pay in advance - no returns) book of "witty humor" for kids aged 13 - 17. Is that a niche market, or what? That was the work of your domestic counter intelligence people, insuring book stores would not order and the poet prophet would be marginalized for the rest of his days. Enjoy these paragraphs from "New World Hors D'oeuvres:"

"And so, dear peer-ships, for that final juiciness as to "what Fidel had" on Billy Clintstone that drove the Elian Gonzalez case and skewered our pallah tics, having detailed all of the Eli�n facts, to obtain King Solomon's wisdom, we need change course, and revisit Little Rock, Arkansas, in 1989. Oh! Your throat is dry, you're hungry for the details and furthermore, it's time for brunching.

Speaking of brunch in, or luncheon, whichever you prefer, in or out, it was noted years ago, that for a period of months, a couple three times a week, Clintstone ignored his daily Governor's schedule and high tailed it over to Charlie's downtown Chye-knee restaurant for a noontime special.

When Clintstone went on these lunchtime forays three blocks down the street, was the governor driven by a state trooper, or followed while he strolled? Clintstone didn't stroll. Quickly changed into his jogging duds, Billy dashed from the State House without notice, on his way out the door, advising his trusted secretary, Betty Curie, to hold all his calls. He jogged down the street, by himself, slipping the alleyway gate into Charlie Lin trie's kitchen, panting wet in summer sweat. What was Billy's luncheon modus? What was our Billy Clintsone's back door operandi?

Revisit photographs that feature restaurateur Charlie Yah Lin Trie. Does this chef appear he'd be comfortable over a stir fry wok, or doling out Chinese egg drop soup, Charlie Yah Lin Trie, Chinese cook, who migrated to America and snookered super fortune cookie? Hedge those bets on Charlie.

And when Billy Clintstone dashed over to Charlie's place for some noon time Chinese dishes, did he forage the chow mien buffet line, gobbling lunch, and gabbing away middle day with Charlie's regular noon time choppers, or was our next President's hangout spot in Charlie Trie's secluded banquet room, the doorway in from Charlie's kitchen? And was Clintstone's made-to-order spread at one particular around-the-corner secluded booth each time, a special booth designed with the wily Arkansas governor, unbridled in mind?

Yes.

And when our Clintstone flopped at his own very special table, in Charlie's semi-private banquet room, 'Closed" to the public, his booth, out of sight, around the corner from the doorway in, was Charlie the governor's server, or was Yah Lin Trie minding his cash out register? Was Clintstone's server famous Guangdong waitress, Shrimp Throat Kim Soo, brought special from Macau to Little Rock, expressly for Bill? And what else did Shrimp Throat Kim serve our soon-to-be cookie fortunate President, besides her succulent lunches?

They call it a "nooner."

Was Charlie's banquet room rigged in advance for the Governor's appearance, with hidden video cam recorders focused on that one special booth where Clintstone pegged his nooners, sew the surreptitiously created video tapes do clearly show it is our Billy Clintstone for sure beyond any shadow, dew wop a dew, and you can read Charlie's menu askew on the table?

Yes it was. Yes they do.

Does this eggs plain why James Riady's lowly gardener was sent to our White House for a soft money campaign coffee, there to say softly to Clintstone, as Billy Clintstone marched around the room heartily shaking hands with all his millionaire Clintstone investors, "The Riadys sent me?"

Can the innocent Riady gardener's crypt tickle message be translated thus: the transferring of Loral's missile tech to the Chinese military has to take place sooner, rather than later, or else the whole wide world, bling bling, is going to see your "nooner?"

Yes it can. Yes it does.

Do those scrumptious tapes of Shrimp Throat Kim serving Billy her breath away lunches explain how democrat party fund raiser John Huang was suddenly so easily flipped, with top security clearance, from Democrat Party headquarters to the Commerce Dept., his primary purpose there, to facilitate the speedy missile tech transfer from State to Commerce, sew Loral's key missile aiming technology could then cross the sea and land in the military hands of the shiny Cheyenne-easy?

Yes they do.

Do the underhandedly created Kim Soo tapes eggs plain why the Loral Group, whose missile technology was always for sale, dipped giant chunks of soft money, yearly to the democrats, but the year of their missile tech transfer Loral cut their demo party trib way back? Yes. The tech sale, they were told, was going to go regardless, sew the Loral group's quid pro Chinese party quo was knot but for appearances, to muddy the trail?

Yes again, says our Onlion Shem.

It was during the Monica megillah that former congressman Cox's Report, documenting the fishy Chinese military stuff during Clintstone's administration was completed, but for gnashional security's sake, the fruits of his committee's investigation were kept under wraps far too many months, with some parts knot slated to crack dawn until the next century, long after Clintstone is departed.

Dear Peers! What is it that we, the American people are prohibited from seeing? Do our spineless self-serving Members of Congress fear the populace united would slip together as a body into nonpartisan outrage, and move to remove each and every Member of the Congress for their oblivious malfeasance in our public offices?

The Cox Report's congressional staffers talked amongst themselves: "The evidence we collected is air tight. Everything here smells like unadulterated treason, but what could be the reason? Where is there a motive?" The staffers weren't up to sniffing Clintstone's modus operandi. The staff was not apprised of all the juicy lunches served by waitress non-witness Shrimp Throat Kim Soo, who was shipped back to Macau and, during the trip, to protect our witless Clintstone, snuffed in the Pacific.

Charlie Yah Lin Trie told Clintstone, after Clintstone won the presidency but was still, officially Governor, hanging out in Little Rock, expressly with the purpose in mind to slip in a serious palaver with Charlie Trie, "Mr. President. You remember waitress, (Shrimp Throat) Kim, from Macau? She got picture. I hear video picture. I knew nothing but I can go back to Macau and find her."

Does Shrimp Throat Kim explain how overnight, a chintzy stir fry restaurateur from downtown Little Rock morphed into a major democratic political party fund raiser, with more visits to the White House than Monica Lewinsky, plus photo-ops galore with Clintstone sew Charlie Trie could promote himself to all the Macau gangsters as a true entrepreneur with most high White House connections? Yes.

King Solomon muses.

Shrimp Throat Kim was the reason behind Billy Clintstone's reluctance to give up his Arkansas Governorship, to relocate in Washington, D.C. for his transition, bedding down at the historical Blair House, with a glorious pre-presidential shebang of svelte beltway dinners, all the beltway peeps raptly wined up to meet them.

Bill needed a Charlie chat before the blare, to figure out what happened to Kim Soo, what he could do, where and who. When Clintstone stated they had to stay in Little Rock, to carefully oversee packing bags and books, it was not Billy's first mis-troof, rather it was the first mis-troof both Bill and Hill thought they got away with.

Of course the as yet to be exposed video tapes explain all of Clintstones' mini-treasons, blackmails, bribery, high crimes and missile tech state secret Ms demean hers that every buddy, regardless of pallah tic party, knows inside their bones are Billy Clintstone's true legacy: publicio thong-a-dong corruptus.

The Riady Lippo group owned the Clintstone tapes. They cost the Riadys thousands of dollars to create, and after the missile tech was transferred to China's military that was the end of it. Years before, they'd surreptitiously mastered tapes of Clintstone, jamming Kimmie down her throat, because the tapes were make-able.

To outright quote Monica-Man, nay paraphrase, why he, the Clintstone, dude what he did, the Riadys 'did it because they could.'

The Riadys couldn't and wouldn't sell the Clintstone tapes to their good friends, the Cheyenne-easy. The Chinese, unaware of any sex-pre-presidential tapes in the first place, instructed the Riadys, in no uncertain terms, to deliver the missile technology transfer for their military, or else. Or else what?

The Chinese knew the Riadys were Clintstone supporters. It was well known the Riady group fronted Clintstone's political campaign a fast, illegal million-dollar 'loan' when the self described comeback kid came out of New Hampshire in 2nd place, their 'loan' enabling Clintstone with enough raw campaign ducats to knock off New Hampshire's adopted favorite son, Paul Tsongas, in the Florida primary that was, in 1992, fast coming next.

The Cheyenne-easy told the Riadys to use their influence with Clintstone on behalf of the Chinese military, or jeopardize their own extensive operations in China. That's 'else what.' Between the Riady Lippo group and the Chinese generals, there wasn't any love loss. It was just business.

That costly batch of video tapes, featuring Billy Clintstone, breeches breached, getting a nooner by waitress Shrimp Throat Kim, doing what she did, her best, served their purpose, and that was that, but with more than just, "a painted paradise at the end of it" when Eli�n Gonzalez practically washed up on the beach in Florida, world wide instantly famous, a truly miraculous survivor.

The Riadys looked at Fidel, who couldn't do anything beyond standing by and watching from across the Straits; the soul of Shrimp Throat Kim cried out for retribution, and boing! The Riadys saw fabled potential in their trip x tapes. An 'eyes-only' screening was arranged for Castro. Fidel bought his copy with cash on the spot, a suitcase full of street corner fifties. Sew Clintstone's buds, James and Mochtar Riady, recouped their countless ducats spent on Shrimp Throat Kim and the missile tech, and then some, selling their black malleable yo-yo Shrimp Throat video to Fidel.

That is why silence from Cuba for so many months after Eli�n was rescued at sea. After Fidel bought the Clintstone tapes he consulted with his closest advisors on the next move to make, amongst them, Stalinist Russian advisors left intact from the good old days. For success, Castro needed to construct a careful cakewalk across the Straits, with the highest of tidings possible, to Clintstone aide, Bruce Lindsey, and through him, a lasso into Clintstone's Oval Office, thus, Greg Craig, Clintstone's high priced mouth from the impeachment days, who it just sew happens, is capable of conversing with Fidel in impeccable Cubish.

These maneuvers took their own good time to arrange. Fidel, holding the wildest of cards, could not chance blowing his hand. At first our government agencies worked with Eli�n's Miami-Dade County family, because that is our policy in cases like Eli�n's, where the custodial dispute is only a going-through-the-motions spread, to protect the remaining family in Cuba.

When Fidel, through hired emissary, Greg Craig, made the case to Clintstone what he, Fidel, had copies of, Clintstone realized, without consulting a soul, he'd better heed Fidel, and commit to what Castro wanted, or a whole lot more than his presidency was going down the tubes. That is exactly when Attorney General Janet Reno had her "phone call," when our immigration agency abruptly altered the normal mitigating course of its Cuban policy, relative to Eli�n.

That is why Clintstone compromised our democratic way, manipulated the press, and dumpstered Eli�n's constitutional guarantee. Clintstone needed to keep his true legacy out of the public eye; those hot lap videos of Charlie's climactric waitress, Shrimp Throat Kim, doing her thing. His thing. Why Greg Craig, attorney for Bill and Fidel backed Barky Obama's campaign instead of Hill's.

You have to admit, she has bigger cajones then anyone in Washington. She has taken more @#%^ and was still standing then even Bush, Cheney, Rove (any of the equal cronies on either side of the political spectrum) would of been able to... they would of been left wimpering in the corner.

I don't always agree with Hillary... but I'm often impressed. She's one tough woman. (Even if you don't like her, you have to give her that.)

Exactly, and shame on Michelle Goldberg for just now realizing she bought into the anti-Clintonism of vast right-wing conspiracy.

Ms. Goldberg is representative of the shallow, entitled, cluelessness of women...no, they don't deserve to be called women, of "girls" in my generation. Watching 20-35 year old girls bash Mrs. Clinton last year made me wonder if they were really that dumb and easily fooled or just drunk on Kool-Aid. It was probably both.

Yo, Michelle, Hillary has always been like this. It's nothing new. How you can now write with no sense of irony that the same traits Axelrod and the dirty, manipulative, race-baiting Chicago machine made you THINK you abhorred last year are now the very things you suddenly appreciate about Hillary is more yet proof that the females in my peer group will never hold a candle to serious, tough, real accomplished women like Hillary, Condi, Ferarro etc.

Hillary wasn't good enough for these ingrates when she wanted to be head of the company. Now that she's goen back to her place and become a secretary, they love her?

Wake up, ladies!

Bernie, thanks for your great post.

Unfortunately, Hillary is a generation or two ahead of her time and chose the supporting role for Bill. I'd bet if they both took an identical test her scores would exceed his. She is a born leader and I'm proud she took on those glass ceilings. I know her impact is needed in the State Department but I would be proud to have her nominated for any future vacancy on the Supreme Court.

If you have all the answers, exactly how would you solve all the problems? Maybe you should be more concerned with the treatment of women in this country and allow other countries to evolve as the see fit. The right's that women have gained in the country were the results of efforts by women in this country not by outsiders who wanted to impose their values.

At her age she is still rebelling against her mom. Let her get a dose of the real world and then we'll see her change her tune.

I really feel for her, irritated because people with a different viewpoint didn't quit when Obama said they should. After all, Hillary is a woman, it would different if say a man was running for president and didn't give up, like say Teddy Kennedy or any of the others who campaigned with less reason to expect success than Hillary, with 18Million votes. If the economy hadn't tanked, it wasn't clear Obama would have won. Now it isn't clear if we'd be worse off. Sad to say, but true.

GPatton...surely you jest!! Hillary knew there was a need for healthcare reform before it was "cool" to be for healthcare reform. All we ever hear is how she had closed door meetings when formulating the reform policy, but we rarely hear that the top leaders in the Dem party "requested" she formulate the policy in this way, so as to avoid the prolonged back and forth from others in the congress who hadn't done an ounce of research on the subject. It should be much easier for BO to get some kind of healthcare reform since this will be the second time around, and HRC established the groundwork for it, in addition, many more people are now uninsured, and see the need. Most of the country was NOT for reform during the Clinton yrs., especially after the drug co.'s spent a fortune on commercials to defeat any reform. Get your facts straight, or at least, have one valid point.

Reagan actually signed the law that allowed bankers to loot accounts and began investing people's money ruthlessly. Also, under Reagan, credit card debt exploded, and for the first time since WWII, consumers had a much higher debt/savings ratio.

If the far right had spent millions to vilify BO for years ad nauseum, he would have had an image perception to overcome during the campaign as well. He had a clean slate, because he hadn't really done anything, and most people didn't know him. If he hadn't been tall, I'll venture to say, he still wouldn't have won.Psychology is a funny thing....

I don't think lazy
Is actually a good descriptor
For Obama.
Try again.