Jeff Winkler (of buttchugging fame) seeks out New Englanders fed up enough with their states' gun laws to move to Texas:
No commentator, sane or otherwise (they’re all crazy), thinks the migration is due to lax gun laws. Yet, with thousands of people making the move, at least a few of them had to be packing their bags in order to freely pack heat. I wanted to find such a principled and dedicated person, if he or she (but probably he) existed. So I went to the one place where you can find anything and everything.
I went to Craigslist.