DOWN BAD
Too much Matty Healy! Not enough Joe Alwyn! And what about Travis Kelce?! Taylor Swift’s most dedicated fans have a lot of thoughts about the alleged album leak.
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SNEAK PEEK?
Surprise! “The Tortured Poets Department” does not appear to be about Joe Alwyn, but about Swift’s situationship with the problematic singer, at least according to alleged leaks.
HARDLY TORTURED
Swift and Spotify appear to have collaborated on an activation at The Grove mall in Los Angeles that looks like a pop-up that was rejected from Harry Potter World.
‘PITIFUL’
“Does anybody else find Jeff Bezos’ New wife - Lauren Sanchez - ABSOLUTELY REVOLTING?” McNally asked on Instagram late Monday evening.
UNBELIEVABLE
“Oh my god, you’d never say that to a man, my friend,” Hannah Waddingham told the pushy paparazzo.
NO ONE’S LAUGHING
For “lots of people,” Maher theorized, it’s not as though they actually like Trump. “But he’s all that stands between us and madness.”
‘BRUTAL MURDER’
“Remember… OJ said something to the effect of… I could kill her (Nicole) and get away with it,” Jenner wrote on X on Friday.
BAD (MUD)BLOOD
The author says Daniel Radcliffe and Emma Watson “can save their apologies.”
‘DON’T SAY NOTHING’
“Leave me out of the confession,” Simpson said in an awkward podcast interview in February.
‘GOT AWAY WITH IT’
Jenner is now divorced from Kris Jenner—herself the ex-wife of Robert Kardashian, who famously acted as Simpson’s defense attorney.