After overreaching with a failed vice presidential campaign, Sarah Palin is back in her comfort zone—saying horrible things in shouty capital letters.
On Thursday, Palin stopped monitoring the Kremlin from her back porch to focus on more pressing matters of national security. In a fun ’n’ flirty Facebook post, the former governor of Alaska shared an article written by her daughter Bristol Palin, in which Palin Jr. pouted, “I can’t believe how crazy the media is going over the Duggar family compared to the big fat yawn they gave Lena Dunham when she wrote in her book that she sexually experimented with her sister.”
Palin was so proud of her daughter’s twisted beliefs that she decided to rephrase them AND POST THEM REALLY LOUD LIKE THIS. If nothing else, the post shows that the woman knows how to make an entrance: “HEY LENA, WHY NOT LAUGH OFF EVERYONE’S SEXUAL ‘EXPERIMENTS’ AS YOU HAUGHTILY ENJOY REWARDS FOR YOUR OWN PERVERSION? YOU PEDOPHILE YOU.”
Palin eventually figured out how to turn her caps lock off, a victory that filled her with the confidence to really go for the kill. She continued, “Radical liberals in media who have total control over public narratives are disgusting hypocrites.” Everything you’ve said is clearly true, Sarah, but can you link it to a current pop culture controversy? How about the “media’s hell-bent mission to go after the entire Duggar family for one member’s wrongdoing, while giving a total pass to perverted actions of someone like Lena Dunham—or any other left-winger celeb caught doing awful things?”
According to the Palins and Jesus, the liberal media is unfairly attacking the Duggar family. For the record, Josh Duggar molested five girls, including his own sisters. His parents, Michelle and Jim-Bob, buried and denied the crime in order to serve the higher power of spreading their ultra-Christian faith to the masses. Via a reality TV show. For profit.
In the Duggars’ tell-all Fox News interview, the proud parents applauded their own decision to deal with their son’s molestation in-house—you know, the same house where his sisters slept while he molested them (but just “over the clothes,” as Michelle so insistently reminded us).
While the Duggars are being cruelly robbed of their television pulpit over one or five measly incidents of child molestation (and one massive parental fail), noted pedophile Lena Dunham is currently lying on a pile of cash, texting her friends at MSNBC, burning an American flag and chuckling to herself. See, Lena Dunham did the exact same thing as Josh Duggar, but because she’s a liberal she totally got away with it!
In her memoir Not That Kind of Girl, Dunham self-reported an incident when she examined her 1-year-old sister’s vagina. She was 7 at the time and, according to the American Academy of Pediatrics, touching and observing a new sibling’s genitals is a “normal, common” behavior in kids ages 2 to 6 (Dunham was 7, but still.) She wasn’t a teenage boy with a repeated pattern of sexually touching unconscious minors, and she wasn’t a parent protecting her son from the police and choosing to allow the perpetrator to continue living in the same house as his victims.
But other than that, these two situations are exactly the same. Thanks for pointing out this glaring “double standard,” Sarah Palin; your entire post is definitely unrelated to your chummy relationship with Josh Duggar. God bless Sarah Palin for protecting us all from hypocrites, pedophiles, and liberals.