Cristiano Ronaldo

TAKE A GOOD LOOK

The Portuguese soccer star knows he is a brand and that his sexy body is central to that brand—but while he loves to display his six-pack, he reveals nothing else.

GIANT KILLERS

The team from the tiniest qualifier ever sent star-studded England packing—and its home country melting down with joy from their improbable streak of UEFA victories.

Well Packaged

The Portuguese footballer just unveiled his latest underwear campaign—and the abs, arms, chest, and legs, are super-hot. Why does he like to be looked at?

Crybaby

The pretty, injury-faking boy from Portugal is one of the world’s best. He also says things like, ‘People are envious of me because I’m rich, handsome, and a great player.’