PETTY PRESIDENTIALTrump Hatches New Revenge Plot After Supreme Court DefeatIf at first you don’t succeed, try and try again. Sarah-Jane Collins
FULL FURYTrump Erupts at Own Pick for ‘Boring’ Decor in 424-Word RantThe president has ordered his DOJ attack dogs to probe Jerome Powell yet again. Erkki Forster
SAVING FACETrump’s Secret Call Stuns White House GoonsThe president’s advisers only heard about a very consequential phone call when he told reporters about it. Leigh Kimmins
SLEEPER AGENTWH Aide Trashes Trump’s Handpicked Goon as ‘Not MAGA’Trade adviser Peter Navarro has suggested that Fed Chair Kevin Warsh may be a secret Democratic operative.Josh Fiallo
FED UPTrump Crashes Out at His Own Fed Pick’s Stunning BlowThe president raged that interest rates are still too high.Vic Verbalaitis
COLLISION COURSETrump’s Own Fed Chair Stuns Him With Humiliating BlowThe Federal Reserve hiked interest rates for the first time since 2023.Sarah Ewall-Wice
TOO MUCH INTERESTTrump Fires Off Deranged Ultimatum in All-Caps MeltdownThe president threatened to stop trading with some countries if the Fed doesn’t cut interest rates.David Gardner
🫦WARSH U WERE HERE🫦Thirsty Trump’s Fixation With Another Man’s Looks RevealedThe new Fed chair has an admirer. Harry Thompson
EMOTIONAL DEFICITTrump Goon Melts Down at Journalist Over ‘Gossip’ ReportScott Bessent bizarrely unleashed on “stenographers posing as journalists” who are reporting “backroom gossip.” Erkki Forster
’CHAOS WILL FOLLOW’Liberal Justice Makes Dire Prediction about Trump RulingJustice Sonia Sotomayor said her colleagues left the president “with far greater power than ever before.”Annabella Rosciglione
END OF AN ERANBC Legend Announces Famous Husband Is Dead at 100Alan Greenspan, who led the Federal Reserve through five terms under four U.S. presidents, has died.Martha McHardy