ZERO PROMISES KEPTMAHA Loyalists Deliver Scathing Scorecard to RFK Jr.The health secretary’s supporters are calling out his broken promises.Vic Verbalaitis
FOOD FIGHTTop RFK Jr. Aide’s Yelling White House Tirade ExposedTop Trump administration officials and MAHA figures have often clashed over policy. Ewan Palmer
SEA BUTTER SALEPSA: The Caviar Co. Is Offering 30% Off Caviar and RoeCelebrate the new season with 30 percent off *almost* all caviar and roe for a limited time. Mia Maguire
THE EARLY BIRD...Live-Forever Billionaire, 65, Reveals Stomach-Churning DietIf this is the price of immortality, it’s going to be a hard sell.Roosa Rahkonen
EVERYTHING MOS-GO!Putin’s Ugly Secret Is Exposed After Hiding in Plain SightFour years into the dictator’s war, Russians are paying the price.Isabel van Brugen
TRUMP SLUMPTrump’s Kennedy Center Disaster Is Taking the Neighbors DownOne nearby cafe says sales have slumped 75 percent since the president’s name went up on the building.Tom Latchem
WHERE’S THE BEEF?Trump’s Dairy Queen Roasted Over Bizarre Beef SecretBrooke Rollins was asked a simple question—but gave a vague answer.Ewan Palmer
HARD PASSVodka Brand Announces Bizarre Chip-Flavored Drink The chip-inspired vodka is already sparking debate among users online.Tomas Thor
GOOD NEWSGLP-1s May Offer a Surprising Effect on Your EyesAnd it’s got nothing to do with “Ozempic face.”Tamilore Oshikanlu
SOMEONE'S SALTYTop MAGA Ally Melts Down Over Burritos After Vance Fat DigMarc Thiessen, who attended a prep school that now costs $81,400 annually, is telling cash-strapped Gen Z to skip Chipotle and Starbucks.Annabella Rosciglione
WEIGHTY MATTERVance Fat-Shames MAGA Ally in Bonkers MeltdownJD Vance couldn’t help but call a top conservative ally fat as he inserted himself into a MAGA debate about burritos. Annabella Rosciglione