Little Loreto and La Paz are splendid Baja Peninsula alternatives to the more famous Cabo San Lucas.

Since “La Paloma” was composed in the 19th century, it has been covered by everyone from Charlie Parker to Placido Domingo to a couple of Elvises.

“They just want a better life, just like the rest of us,” one neighbor told The Daily Beast.

“There are many corpses,” one paramedic at the scene told local media.

Some of its residents are ashamed to tell people where they live. Others lament the literal poop in the water. And yet, so many people are still in love with Tulum.

Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene mistook some sand for a bomb. She’s still calling for military attacks across the border.

The recent kidnapping of four Americans in Mexico are really part of a larger, damning indictment of the U.S. health care system.