Colorado ‘Mad Pooper’ Causes Twitter (and Charmin’) to Lose Its S**t
“If the #MadPooper turns herself in, we’ll give her a year’s supply of TP to help with her ‘runs’” the TP company tweeted.

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A story went viral this week of a Colorado Springs mystery jogger, nicknamed the “Mad Pooper,” who has been caught taking large poos in front of the same house for weeks.
The cops have been on her tail to discern her identity, and now, to add feces to fire, the toilet paper company, Charmin’, has hopped on board to provide the “Pooper” incentive to reveal herself.
“If the #MadPooper turns herself in, we’ll give her a year’s supply of TP to help with her ‘runs’ #EnjoyTheGo,” the company tweeted.
If the #MadPooper turns herself in, we'll give her a year's supply of TP to help with her "runs" 💩 #EnjoyTheGohttps://t.co/GgEAyYp6aM
— Charmin (@Charmin) September 20, 2017
Cathy Budde, the mother of the family who lives in the targeted house, initially reported the woman to the cops after her children caught the jogger in the act. Photos were snapped by the family and posted publicly to try and track her down.
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The story quickly blew up on social media, with poop puns littering the internet.
Colorado Springs,
— Drew Rossman (@drew_nerd) September 20, 2017
Remember it is your civic doody to help bring an end to this poopetrator. #MadPooper
Share your favorite alternative nickname for the Mad Pooper in Colorado.
— Mike Schmitt (@ctmeche) September 19, 2017
Mine so far is "Charmin Sandiego."#MadPooper
Bob's Burger's predicted the "Mad Pooper" !! There literally is a Mad Pooper loose in #Colorado !! 😂😂😂 #MadPooper pic.twitter.com/vTHxa9CqPd
— Dakovan Banks (@TheRealDakovan) September 19, 2017
Dear #MadPooper, all you need is a @squattypotty. #Problemsolved #squattypotty pic.twitter.com/uIEbM95sir
— Squatty Potty® (@squattypotty) September 21, 2017
Couldn't think of a better name for #MadPooper ? What about #FemmeFecale ?
— Andrew Witzel (@andrewWcomedy) September 19, 2017
The Mad Pooper story is probably my fav story of 2017 so far
— Tristin (@Tristin_Elise) September 19, 2017
Mystery woman has pooped outside same CO house for WEEKS in row. It's unsharted "territory," says poo-lice sergeant https://t.co/I50rKRTRq0 pic.twitter.com/Cw98FVWpWK
— Malia Griggs (@maliagriggs) September 19, 2017
The way you look at the trending list when Mad Pooper, Rocket Man, and Billy Bush are all trending: pic.twitter.com/OpNmQ1Y9BW
— Dawn (@obxgirl75) September 19, 2017
When you realize it’s not dog poop on the lawn:
— MJ Gardner ⛳️ (@MJGWrites) September 19, 2017
Mad Pooper pic.twitter.com/ruPunt9RBz
On a day when trump calls Kim Jong-Un "Rocket Man" at the #UNGA, John Kelly is just relieved the Mad Pooper story ISN'T about trump. pic.twitter.com/R2R5JSC9Xa
— BrooklynDad_Defiant! (@mmpadellan) September 19, 2017
Maybe she has IBS. She's not a #Mad Pooper . She's just irritable. You don't know.
— Charisma (@CharismaFueled) September 19, 2017
If only this could be the top story instead of Killer Earthquakes, Hurricanes and a President that may end humanity , #MadPooper
— Mitch Slater (@mpslater) September 20, 2017
The El Paso County Sheriff’s Department even posted a photo to Facebook of an officer holding a pooper scooper, offering to send “back-up.”
Hey Colorado Springs Police Department we may not be your number one choice, but our Deputies know how to handle #2. Let us know if you need any back-up.
Posted by EPC Sheriff's Office on Wednesday, September 20, 2017
Jokes aside, a spokesperson with the department says they are taking the issue seriously, as the jogger may have a mental health issue.
If you have a lead on the jogger’s identity, contact the Falcon division of the Colorado Springs PD at 719-444-7240.
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