Maybe now when you google “Obama lipstick,” the first thing that comes up won’t be his “lipstick on a pig” comments from 2008. The president showed up to a dinner at the White House with lipstick on his collar, which he quickly blamed on an attendee. Obama praised the “warmth” at the Asian American and Pacific Islanders Heritage Month celebration, and then said the lipstick was a result of “this warmth.” “Where’s Jessica Sanchez? It wasn’t Jessica. It was her aunt,” Obama told the crowd. “Where is she? Auntie, right there. Look at this. Look at it. I just want everyone to witness. I do not want to get in trouble with Michelle, so I’m calling you out in front of everybody.” How charming.