After what we’re sure were many long, painful years spent living among the common folk, we have some good news for you: your dreams of becoming a Medici — or at least living like one — are finally about to come true. All you need are a few Renaissance-worthy ballgowns and a mere $3 million to claim this 16th-century palace listed by Italy Sotheby’s International Realty in the Italian town of Acquapendente for your very own.