OMG I Want This House: Cavendish, Vermont (Photos)

Ignore your teasing family members—we are sure you’re not paranoid that your neighbors are out to get you. Which is why it may be time to repair to a fortress in the wilds of Vermont. For just shy of $3 million, you can take refuge in a luxurious perch atop Hawk’s Mountain and keep an eye on all those who would dare to build their fence on your side of the property line, let their pets bark at all hours, or steal your newspaper. Or, you can just embrace the castle lifestyle and spend your days eating, drinking, and being merry, because in this grand paradise, all neighbors are blessedly far away.