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The Best Christopher Hitchens Longreads
The Daily Beast picks highlights from Hitchens’s prolific career. By David Sessions.
“The Case Against Henry Kissinger”Harpers, March 2001Hitchens’s sprawling takedown of Nixon’s secretary of state appeared in two installments in Harpers, making the definitive case that Kissinger is a war criminal.
“Assassins of the Mind”Vanity Fair, February 2009 When Iran’s Ayatollah Khameini issued a fatwa on novelist Salman Rushdie for The Satanic Verses, it was the opening shot in a war on cultural freedom. Two decades later, the violence continues, and Muslim fundamentalists have gained a new advantage: media self-censorship.
“The Medals of His Defeats”The Atlantic, April 2002Hitchens takes the Great Man down a peg or two—and still finds that Winston Churchill was a great man.
“As American As Apple Pie”Vanity Fair, July 2006Fellatio has a long and storied history, but not until 1972—with the release of Deep Throat—did it come out, so to speak, in polite company. From the Wild West to the Wild White House, Hitchens explores the blowjob’s emergence as the nation’s signature sex act.
“Believe Me, It’s Torture”Vanity Fair, August 2008What more can be added to the debate over U.S. interrogation methods, and whether waterboarding is torture? Try firsthand experience. The author undergoes the controversial drowning technique, at the hands of men who once trained American soldiers to resist—not inflict—it.
“I Fought the Law”Vanity Fair, February 2004To protest the petty ordinances of Mayor Bloomberg’s New York, Hitchens went on a one-man crime spree: taking his feet off his bike pedals, feeding pigeons, and sitting on a milk crate, among other offenses. Why are the people of America’s most cosmopolitan city being treated like backward children?
“I’ll Be Damned”The Atlantic, March 2005Graham Greene's most fervent loyalty was to betrayal.
“On the Limits of Self-Improvement”Vanity Fair, October 2007There's an entire micro-economy based on the pursuit of betterment. Hitchens—58, full-figured, and ferocious in his consumption of cigarettes and Scotch—agreed to test its limits, starting with the Executive De-Stress Treatment at a high-end spa.
“Trial of the Will”Vanity Fair, January 2012Reviewing familiar principles and maxims in the face of mortal illness, Hitchens found one of them increasingly ridiculous: “Whatever doesn’t kill me makes me stronger.” Oh, really?
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“How to Make A Decent Cup of Tea”Slate, January 2011Ignore Yoko Ono and John Lennon, and heed George Orwell's tea-making advice.