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The Weirdos of Burning Man in Photos

Each summer, a plethora of (mainly) trustafarians gather in Nevada’s Black Rock Desert for a week-long post-apocalyptic fashion show. Behold Burning Man in all its glory.

If you are fortunate enough to be possessed of spare cash, an in on tickets, a crew of like-minded hippies, and a penchant for drug-induced euphoria, well, welcome to Burning Man—a week-long desert bacchanalia that combines the post-apocalyptic hellscape and creative costuming of Mad Max with the cultish idolatry of The Wicker Man (albeit with far more positive vibes).

From August 27 to September 4, approximately 70,000 people will descend upon Black Rock Desert in Nevada for this annual rich-hippie carnival, where people young and old flock to “find themselves” and snap Instagrams of their end-of-the-world outfits on the Seven Mile Playa. Founded in 1986 by Larry Harvey and friends—and not discovered by Dr. Dre, thank you very much—it bills itself as a celebration of “artistic self-expression” and “radical” inclusion. And over the years, it’s grown from a miniature fete to a full-blown extravaganza replete with art installations, burning effigies, and DJs galore. Now, celebs like Paris Hilton, Katy Perry and Cara Delevingne flaunt their best designer “burner” duds on “The Playa” (while retiring to luxurious RVs), alongside decidedly less attractive tech entrepreneurs—and even conservative blowhard Grover Norquist.

This year’s theme is “Radical Ritual,” whatever the hell that means. Here are some of this year’s weirdest burners doing their thing.

PENIS POUCH MAN

Things can get pretty sandy out there in the desert, so a tight, shimmering penis pouch like the one below can prevent one from getting any sand in or around the nether regions. Silly chest art entirely optional.

SMARTPHONE MAN

Think you love your smartphone? Fuck you. I have a smartphone helmet. Now, can one of you please use one of these to call my mom and tell her to pick me up?

PARIS HILTON

She may have voted for Donald Trump and said she doesn't believe any of the dozen or so women who've accused him of sexual assault, but apparently the hotel heiress still thinks she's welcome at this progressive hippie gathering. Homegirl will never miss a good Instagram opportunity.

JUICERO MAN

Sure, his Ivanka Trump-approved company may have recently gone under, but Juicero founder Doug Evans is taking in the news by... dancing around in the desert in a rainbow tutu and suspenders. Do what you gotta do, man.

THE FURRIES

Don't mess with this #Squad!

ORANGE OVERALLS MAN

Orange Overalls Man has searched far and wide and finally found his fellow orange people. He raises his arms in celebration, much as he did the first time he did sex.

MILITARY MAN

Don't talk to me about the war.

BUNNY MAN

You always said I'd never amount to anything, well, take that, Dad!

TIGER MAN

Hey you guyyyyys!

SORCERER MAN

[Cue Europe's "The Final Countdown"]

COWBOY MAN AND BUNNY GIRL

OK, these two are pretty hot. Burn away.

SHIRTLESS MAN

There is dust deep inside of my asshole.

FACEMASK MAN

TFW you've watched Game of Thrones high too many times and have convinced yourself you can see things by staring into the flames.

PIPPI LONGSTOCKING MAN

This looks like hell.

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