PUMP FICTIONMAGA Exile Trolls Trump Over ‘Ridiculous’ CrisisEnergy prices have reached record highs as Trump’s war in Iran drags on.Martha McHardy
PARTY POOPERSTrump’s Desperate Cash Giveaway Sparks Republican RevoltOne Republican slammed the president’s proposal as a “socialist vote-buying scheme.”Erkki Forster
THE JOKE’S ON YOUTrump Mocked for Pitching ‘Idiocracy’ Movie Idea as RealityIt seems like another example of life imitating art. Harry Thompson
‘DEAD OR ALIVE’Marjorie Taylor Greene Floats Morbid McConnell TheoryThe ex-MAGA firebrand took a dark swipe at the MIA senator while accusing Republicans of being too afraid to stand up to Trump.Mary Papenfuss
LOSING ITTrump Erupts at Republican Nemeses in Late-Night ScreedThe president branded the MAGA rebels as “LOSERS” in a bizarre rampage.Julia Ornedo
PARTY CRASHERSInsider Reveals MAGA Exile’s 2028 PlansA key Trump endorsement could help decide whether one of his most vocal conservative critics plots a White House bid. Ewan Palmer
SEVERED TIESBeauty Queen ‘Ostracized’ After Leaving Trump’s MAGA ‘Cult’“It feels like we are coming out of an abusive relationship,” the former Trump appointee said.Julia Ornedo
MUTINY MANIFESTOMAGA Exile Escalates War on Trump With Manifesto LaunchTucker Carlson is taking the gloves off. Will Neal
MIDTERM MAYHEM?MAGA Exiles Declare War on Trump: ‘He Betrayed Us All’“There’s going to be a third party, and I’m going to do everything I can to bring that about,” Tucker Carlson vowed.Mary Papenfuss
HITCHEDMAGA Exile’s Secret Vegas Wedding RevealedMarjorie Taylor Greene quietly married her fiancé, Brian Glenn, on Tuesday.Isabel van Brugen
‘BENEATH CONTEMPT’Trump Called Out for Belittling Troop Deaths in Wild PostThe five-time draft dodger reduced the slain soldiers to statistics. Erkki Forster